Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Bill Gates tries his own software... And fails.

It's rare that I read an article about Bill Gates or Windows and laugh out loud multiple times.  This was too funny and shows another side of Bill Gates that you may not have known about.  The below segment is a copy of an e-mail that Bill sent to some of his management team about his attempt to install MovieMaker on his computer.  Anyone who has ever used a Windows machine for more than 2 minutes has felt this way.  This message was copied from the seattlepi.com website:


---- Original Message ----
From: Bill Gates
Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 10:05 AM
To: Jim Allchin
Cc: Chris Jones (WINDOWS); Bharat Shah (NT); Joe Peterson; Will Poole; Brian Valentine; Anoop Gupta (RESEARCH)
Subject: Windows Usability Systematic degradation flame

I am quite disappointed at how Windows Usability has been going backwards and the program management groups don't drive usability issues.

Let me give you my experience from yesterday.

I decided to download (Moviemaker) and buy the Digital Plus pack ... so I went to Microsoft.com. They have a download place so I went there.

The first 5 times I used the site it timed out while trying to bring up the download page. Then after an 8 second delay I got it to come up.

This site is so slow it is unusable.

It wasn't in the top 5 so I expanded the other 45.

These 45 names are totally confusing. These names make stuff like: C:\Documents and Settings\billg\My Documents\My Pictures seem clear.

They are not filtered by the system ... and so many of the things are strange.

I tried scoping to Media stuff. Still no moviemaker. I typed in movie. Nothing. I typed in movie maker. Nothing.

So I gave up and sent mail to Amir saying - where is this Moviemaker download? Does it exist?

So they told me that using the download page to download something was not something they anticipated.

They told me to go to the main page search button and type movie maker (not moviemaker!).

I tried that. The site was pathetically slow but after 6 seconds of waiting up it came.

I thought for sure now I would see a button to just go do the download.

In fact it is more like a puzzle that you get to solve. It told me to go to Windows Update and do a bunch of incantations.

This struck me as completely odd. Why should I have to go somewhere else and do a scan to download moviemaker?

So I went to Windows update. Windows Update decides I need to download a bunch of controls. (Not) just once but multiple times where I get to see weird dialog boxes.

Doesn't Windows update know some key to talk to Windows?

Then I did the scan. This took quite some time and I was told it was critical for me to download 17megs of stuff.

This is after I was told we were doing delta patches to things but instead just to get 6 things that are labeled in the SCARIEST possible way I had to download 17meg.

So I did the download. That part was fast. Then it wanted to do an install. This took 6 minutes and the machine was so slow I couldn't use it for anything else during this time.

What the heck is going on during those 6 minutes? That is crazy. This is after the download was finished.

Then it told me to reboot my machine. Why should I do that? I reboot every night -- why should I reboot at that time?

So I did the reboot because it INSISTED on it. Of course that meant completely getting rid of all my Outlook state.

So I got back up and running and went to Windows Update again. I forgot why I was in Windows Update at all since all I wanted was to get Moviemaker.

So I went back to Microsoft.com and looked at the instructions. I have to click on a folder called WindowsXP. Why should I do that? Windows Update knows I am on Windows XP.

What does it mean to have to click on that folder? So I get a bunch of confusing stuff but sure enough one of them is Moviemaker.

So I do the download. The download is fast but the Install takes many minutes. Amazing how slow this thing is.

At some point I get told I need to go get Windows Media Series 9 to download.

So I decide I will go do that. This time I get dialogs saying things like "Open" or "Save". No guidance in the instructions which to do. I have no clue which to do.

The download is fast and the install takes 7 minutes for this thing.

So now I think I am going to have Moviemaker. I go to my add/remove programs place to make sure it is there.

It is not there.

What is there? The following garbage is there. Microsoft Autoupdate Exclusive test package, Microsoft Autoupdate Reboot test package, Microsoft Autoupdate testpackage1. Microsoft AUtoupdate testpackage2, Microsoft Autoupdate Test package3.

Someone decided to trash the one part of Windows that was usable? The file system is no longer usable. The registry is not usable. This program listing was one sane place but now it is all crapped up.

But that is just the start of the crap. Later I have listed things like Windows XP Hotfix see Q329048 for more information. What is Q329048? Why are these series of patches listed here? Some of the patches just things like Q810655 instead of saying see Q329048 for more information.

What an absolute mess.

Moviemaker is just not there at all.

So I give up on Moviemaker and decide to download the Digital Plus Package.

I get told I need to go enter a bunch of information about myself.

I enter it all in and because it decides I have mistyped something I have to try again. Of course it has cleared out most of what I typed.

I try (typing) the right stuff in 5 times and it just keeps clearing things out for me to type them in again.

So after more than an hour of craziness and making my programs list garbage and being scared and seeing that Microsoft.com is a terrible website I haven't run Moviemaker and I haven't got the plus package.

The lack of attention to usability represented by these experiences blows my mind. I thought we had reached a low with Windows Network places or the messages I get when I try to use 802.11. (don't you just love that root certificate message?)

When I really get to use the stuff I am sure I will have more feedback.
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Priceless.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

South Canyon Fire memorial trail

It has been 14 years since I was at this location. 14 years earlier on July 6, 1994, 14 dead bodies were pulled from the side of this mountain on a helicopter that landed next to where I was working as a firefighter at the time for Snowmass Village FD. During the South Canyon Fire (also sometimes referred to as the Storm King Mountain fire), conditions rapidly changed on the afternoon of July 6th, resulting in 14 firefighters being over run by fire sweeping up the canyon they were working in.

I won't get into details on the situation. That is covered in depth on line and in books. For me, this was my first wildland fire. I was working as a volunteer for a structure fire department. We sent 1 engine company to this fire at the request of the Forrest Service. Our job was to protect the helicopters as they re-fueled. Since this was a large, active fire, the helicopters would land and keep engines running while they re-fueled. This is obviously dangerous but was allowed at the time. We had a fire engine and 4 people there to put out any fires that may start as a result of this practice. For us, the work was light compared to the crew on the fire line.

I remember clearly when the helicopters landed with the rescued firefighters that survived the blowup. I remember clearly the looks on their faces. They had lost 14 brothers and sisters. I remember the Governor showing up at the helipad to fly up to the disaster site. I remember seeing him wearing his USFS issued nomex fire pants and shirt with his polished wing tip shoes on. I remember watching the body bags be unloaded from the helicopters by the very same firefighters that survived. I remember feeling very insignificant and embarrassed for my relatively easy assignment on this fire.

A few years after the fire, a memorial was built on the mountain side where each of the 14 firefighters was found. I had always wanted to hike this trail and visit those memorials. On June 8, 2008, I had that opportunity to make that hike. To see the canyon the way those 14 had seen it. To try to envision the firestorm that ripped up through that canyon. To try to envision the race for their lives those 14 made.

What I found most amazing from this journey was the location of the 12 firefighters that were together (2 were in a different location on a different task). They were a hand line team working closest to the fire and had the longest run to safety. All 12 of these firefighters were within 100 feet of each other when they died. They were all within 200 feet from safety. Many were only a few feet from each other. They stayed together as a fire team until the very end. To begin to imagine their last moments... Those that could run faster staying back to help and encourage those who were slower. To put your friends, bothers, sisters and team ahead of you during this mad dash for life. To lay next to each other, probably huddled together protecting themselves as the fire roared past. This is what I found most amazing. Being a firefighter myself, I know the importance of team work, trusting your team and staying together as a team. I can't describe seeing memorial stones as close together as these were on the side of this mountain after this team ran hundreds of yards at full speed. This was one team that could not, would not, be separated at any cost.

My pictures of this hike and the memorial sites can be found at:
http://chadwick.smugmug.com/Fire/South-Canyon-Trail/